i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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