somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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