perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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