Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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