I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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go home
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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