Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.