If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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