How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.