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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..

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(662): View more from Mississippi

My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.

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(310): View more from California

if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right

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(631): View more from New York

I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out

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(585): View more from New York

Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.

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(760): View more from California

The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it

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