Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.