You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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