i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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