Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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