whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
