My friends, they love my intelligence
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is it because I queefed?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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