Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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