Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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