Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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