Are we in a gay sports bar?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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