if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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