we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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