I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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