I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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