Your tits are I can't wait for
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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