nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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