Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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