dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.