But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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