Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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