I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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