the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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