i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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