I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You need a sexual gate keeper
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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