It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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