Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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