When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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