yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
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Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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