I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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