The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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