White coat. Heels.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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