No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Randomize