And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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