no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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