I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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