was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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