Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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