When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
