what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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