what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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