yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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