What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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