check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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