i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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