I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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