The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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