Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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