Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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